Don Salva be watching you!

I be watchin’ you!

I’m sorry, I cannae share my information about me with you, because BIG MOTHER be watching!

Grumpy ol' Dog

Angry ol’ dog sez: GIT OFFA MAI BLOG!

Sad Dog!

Sad dog sez: Grumpy wuz jest kidding, plx come back!

Grumpy cat

Grumpy cat sez: No, angry ol’ dog wasn’t! NOW GIT!